Well... I've had it! As of now... the Curiosity Shoppe is accepting NO Awards. From anybody... For anything. Working long hours in secret laboratories in Germany and England, my minions have perfected the deadly Tralfamadorian Poiuyt Virus. This insidious email attachment will kill your houseplants, make all of your hair fall out, and cause the mailman to miss your house twice in one week. It will be dispatched immediately to anyone who sends me an award... you have been warned.